Clover10123 (4388512)
About Me
How do I describe myself? Well, firstly, if I were to describe myself the way I see me, it'd be a terrible injustice to the reader. I'm assuming the way they see me is, firstly, the same way I see myself, and secondly, something they would actually appreciate. The former of the two obviously is heavily biased in that psychologically, people see themselves far differently than others see them, especially from a first-person perspective. But surely if the reader has been keeping up with a paragraph this long, they've probably already made perceptions of the kind of person I am. That's not wrong-- humans are meant to perceive and/or judge based off of an observation. But if this description, which artfully was placed in such over-thought magniloquence, attracts a reader and interests them in getting to know the writer, then this "description" has already served its purpose.
...And I hate bios. So I wrote this instead.