About Me

Report this user

I am psychic, not in an obvious read your mind way, I mean like I can tell when milk is no good.Just by smelling it.If a movie is described as being in the spirit of There's Something About Mary or Shawn Edwards of Fox tv calls it hilarious I somehow know it's going to be a dud. I have very bendy thumbs and Gappy teeth,I'm just waiting for the day that's as prized as pert bosoms and long tan legs cos then I'll sell my goodies to Hefner. I like to sit quietly and judge others, obsessively groom my eyebrows whilst ignoring my messy house and misuse words like whilst. I can't tell you who the Governor general is but I do know that Suri Cruise loves Paris. I don't like people or babies, or people with babies.But I don't like mean weirdoes who don't like babies and people and people with babies either. I take showers with my cat, I won't consume water unless it comes in little frozen cubes and I once had a spilt end that had a split end that had a split end that had a split end.
░░░░░█▄▄▄█░░░░░▀█░░░░░
░░░░▐█▀█▀█▌░░░░░▐▌░░░░
░░░░▐████████████░░░░░
░░░░░▀███████████░░░░░
░░░░░░█░░█░░░█░░█░░░░░

My Guestbook Show All